Playoffs56%
WEEK 9 ODDS
Little Buff Boys vs Porter’s Pizza Service
Porter’s Pizza Service 45%
55%
win
The Driving Crooner vs The Whalers
The Whalers 46%
54%
win
Brandon’s Wife vs Sea Donkeys
Sea Donkeys 28%
72%
win
Deers & Beers vs Pullham Bluecocks
Pullham Bluecocks 28%
72%
win
F**k Jolene vs The Trash Cans
The Trash Cans 46%
54%
win
PLAYOFF ODDS
WK9 vs Porter’s Pizza Service
you win 55% of sims
WIN 70%+14
LOSE 39%−17
Porter’s Pizza Service
7-1 · 10.5 W
89%
Brandon’s Wife
6-2 · 10.0 W
87%
The Driving Crooner
5-3 · 8.7 W
66%
Little Buff Boys
4-4 · 8.0 W
56%
Deers & Beers
4-4 · 8.1 W
48%
F**k Jolene
4-4 · 7.5 W
29%
The Whalers
3-5 · 6.1 W
12%
The Trash Cans
3-5 · 6.3 W
7%
Sea Donkeys
3-5 · 6.3 W
7%
Pullham Bluecocks
1-7 · 3.5 W
<1%
How this works
20,000 simulated seasons: Yahoo standings + schedule, market player values (this week’s consensus, then rest-of-season ranks), noise fit on 2022-25 backtests. League data as of Nov 4 9:09AM EST.